A koala was sitting in a gum tree...... Smoking a joint
When a little lizard walked past, looked up and said, 'Hey Koala! What are you doing?'
The koala said, 'Smoking a joint, come up and have some.'
So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala where they enjoyed a few joints.
After a while the little lizard said that his mouth was 'dry' and
That he was going to get a drink from the river.
The little lizard was so stoned that he leaned too far over and fell into the river.
A crocodile saw this and swam over to the little lizard and helped h I'm to the side.
Then he asked the little lizard, 'What's the matter with you?'
The little lizard explained to the crocodile that he was sitting,
Smoking a joint with the koala in the tree,
Got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile said that he had to check this out and walked into the rain forest,
Found the tree where the koala was sitting finishing a joint.
The crocodile looked up and said,
'Hey you!'
So the koala looked down at him and said,
'Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude......
How much water did you drink?'
Subject: Getting to high 
Thu Oct 02, 2008 11:47 am
