Ok. First off, I am Filipino too so to all Filipinos in the clan...no offense meant ok? Just for fun...
A Filipino man parked his brand-new BMW in front of his
office building, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck
passed too close and completely tore off the door on the driver's side. The
Filipino immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed the police, and within
minutes a policeman pulled up.
Before the policeman had a chance to ask any questions,
the Filipino started screaming hysterically as some of his office colleagues
reached the scene too. His BMW, which he had just picked up the day before, was
now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter what the body shop
did to it.
When the Filipino finally calmed down from his ranting and
raving, the policeman shook his head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't
believe how materialistic you Filipinos people are," he said.. "You are
so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else."
"How can you say such a thing?" asked the
Filipino.
The policeman replied, "Don't you know that your
left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck
hit you."
"Oh My God!" screamed the Filipino. "WHERE’S MY ROLEX?"
Subject: My Rolex 
Sat Apr 11, 2009 7:32 pm
