Well, this is a fairly short one. This man was walking through the jungle and he found a lion, after he saw the lion he went running away like crazy. He kept running and running and when he got exhausted he dropped to the floor and started praying "Jesus Christ, please turn this lion to the christian faith". When he's finished praying and looks back, the lion is standing just behind him. The lion looks at the sky and says "May God bless this meal..."